valtsu 1–0 Turnipmanager

Season 10, regular season, round 3 · 12 Mar 2026 · match #482 · stadium Mechelininkatu 1

valtsu · JA PYSY MAASSA (Chaos)

🏈 TD: Mogadishun kuningatar (Beastman)
🩹 Own injuries: Epstein (Beastman) – Smashed Hand (misses next game); Kaatopaikka (Beastman) – Broken Ribs (misses next game)
⭐ MVP: En keksi enää nimiä (Beastman)
📈 SPP: En keksi enää nimiä +5 ⬆️ level up!, Mogadishun kuningatar +3 ⬆️ level up!

Turnipmanager · Human Wannabes (Orc)

💥 Casualties caused: Mike (Blitzer), Roy (Thrower)
⭐ MVP: Mike (Blitzer)
📈 SPP: Mike +8 ⬆️ level up!, Roy +2

Match summary

	valtsu	Turnipmanager
Touchdowns	1	0
Casualties caused	0	2
Turnovers	5	9
Blocks	38	40
Possession	31% of turns	18% of turns
Armour broken	12 of 39	11 of 29
Dice luck	+13.1 (moves +2.7, blocks +6.3, armour +4.1)	−1.4 (moves −1.2, blocks −3.5, armour +3.3)

Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.

Match flow

Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.

1st half	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
valtsu	✖ Block 2D	✖ Block 2D		✖ Block 2D			✖ GFI 2+	✖ Block 2D🩹 Epstein
Turnipmanager	✖ Block 1D	✖ Pick-up 3+	✖ Block 1D	✖ Block 1D	● ball	● ball	● ball	✖ Pick-up 4+

2nd half	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16
valtsu	● ball	● ball	● ball	● ball	● ball	TD 1–0		🩹 Kaatopaikka
Turnipmanager			✖ Block 1D		✖ Block 1D	✖ Pick-up 3+	✖ GFI 2+

Nuffle moments

The least likely rolls that decided a turn.

Turn 7 · valtsu: Far'fagor failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 15 · Turnipmanager: Andrew failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 2 · Turnipmanager: Roy failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 14 · Turnipmanager: Roy failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover

Turnovers

valtsu · JA PYSY MAASSA

5 turnovers: 4 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 gfi. 3 with the team re-roll still unused, 3 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
1	Block 2D	yes	3	Poopoo2
2	Block 2D	yes	5	Poopoo
4	Block 2D	yes	5	Berserker
7	GFI 2+	–	2	Far'fagor
8	Block 2D	–	6	Poopoo2

Turnipmanager · Human Wannabes

9 turnovers: 5 from blocks (5 on 1 die or red dice), 1 gfi, 3 pick-ups. 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 2 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
1	Block 1D	yes	5	Carl
2	Pick-up 3+	–	1	Roy
3	Block 1D	–	6	Clyde
4	Block 1D	yes	1	Stephen
8	Pick-up 4+	–	3	Carl
11	Block 1D	–	2	Roy
13	Block 1D	–	2	Mike
14	Pick-up 3+	–	2	Roy
15	GFI 2+	–	2	Andrew

Risk profile

Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).

Roll	valtsu	Turnipmanager
Dodge	2/2 (100%, exp. 67%)	5/6 (83%, exp. 67%)
GFI	3/4 (75%, exp. 83%)	9/11 (82%, exp. 83%)
Pick-up	1/1 (100%, exp. 67%)	2/7 (29%, exp. 64%)
Catch	–	2/2 (100%, exp. 67%)
Pass	–	1/1 (100%, exp. 67%)
Block 1 die	1 · defender down 1, blocker down 0	8 · defender down 0, blocker down 7
Block 2 dice	39 · defender down 28, blocker down 5	36 · defender down 21, blocker down 2
Re-rolls used on	Block 2	Block 4, Pick-up 2, Dodge 1, GFI 1

Compared with their usual game

This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (valtsu: 6 games this season, 27 in all; Turnipmanager: 9 games this season, 52 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Chaos 98 games, Orc 92 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.

	valtsu	Turnipmanager
Turnovers	5 (season 7.7 · career 5.9 · Chaos 5.4)	9 (season 3.6 · career 4.7 · Orc 5.3)
Possession %	31 (season 31.0 · career 37.6 · Chaos 42.1)	18 (season 43.8 · career 38.8 · Orc 39.4)
Blocks	38 (season 32.2 · career 44.1 · Chaos 47.7)	40 (season 45.9 · career 38.5 · Orc 47.0)
Casualties caused	0 (season 0.8 · career 1.7 · Chaos 1.8)	2 (season 2.0 · career 1.5 · Orc 1.4)
Risky dodges (4+)	0 (season 1.0 · career 2.0 · Chaos 0.7)	0 (season 0.8 · career 1.0 · Orc 1.1)

Players

Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.

Coach	#	Player	Position	TD	CAS	Blocks	Passes	Catches	Run	TO	MVP	SPP	Injury
valtsu	1	Hornet 1	Beastman	0	0	0	0	0	0	0		0
valtsu	2	Berserker	Minotaur	0	0	14	0	0	0	1		0
valtsu	3	Poopoo	Warrior	0	0	4	0	0	0	1		0
valtsu	4	Poopoo2	Warrior	0	0	8	0	0	0	2		0
valtsu	5	Far'fagor	Beastman	0	0	2	0	0	0	1		0
valtsu	6	söpis	Warrior	0	0	5	0	0	0	0		0
valtsu	7	Sängyn kastelija	Beastman	0	0	1	0	0	0	0		0
valtsu	8	En keksi enää nimiä	Beastman	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	⭐	5
valtsu	9	Kaatopaikka	Beastman	0	0	1	0	0	0	0		0	Broken Ribs
valtsu	10	Mogadishun kuningatar	Beastman	1	0	1	0	0	52	0		3
valtsu	11	Epstein	Beastman	0	0	1	0	0	0	0		0	Smashed Hand
Turnipmanager	1	Stephen	Lineman	0	0	2	0	0	0	1		0
Turnipmanager	2	Robert	Lineman	0	0	1	0	0	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	3	Roy	Thrower	0	1	3	0	0	44	3		2
Turnipmanager	4	Carl	Blocker	0	0	5	0	0	0	2		0
Turnipmanager	5	Broru	Lineman	0	0	0	0	0	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	6	Connor	Blocker	0	0	4	0	0	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	7	James	Blocker	0	0	9	0	0	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	8	Mike	Blitzer	0	1	2	1	0	8	1	⭐	8
Turnipmanager	9	Andy	Blitzer	0	0	4	0	0	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	10	Andrew	Blitzer	0	0	4	0	1	14	1		0
Turnipmanager	11	Clyde	Blitzer	0	0	6	0	0	0	1		0

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