SmB^ 1–2 Kinkykiller

Season 9, regular season, round 12 · 30 Sep 2025 · match #537 · stadium SMBAREENA

SmB^ · RAUTAA 1939 KULTAA 1995 (Dark Elf)

🏈 TD: Mauno (Blitzer)
💥 Casualties caused: Mauno (Blitzer), Morg NThorg (star) (Star Morg NThorg)
🩹 Own injuries: Soul Strider (Assasin) – ☠️ died; Riannran (Lineman) – Damaged Back (Niggling); Nenlil (Lineman) – Smashed Knee (Niggling)
⭐ MVP: Kyrthel (Lineman)
📈 SPP: Kyrthel +5, Mauno +5, Morg NThorg (star) +2, Caddar +1

Kinkykiller · Whoman? (Human)

🏈 TD: The Flatulender (Blitzer), Mr. Parkinson (Thrower)
💥 Casualties caused: Mr. Parkinson (Thrower), Kidney Rock (Lineman) (1 kill)
🩹 Own injuries: Comatoser (Catcher) – Smashed Ankle (-1 MA); The Flatulender (Blitzer) – Damaged Back (Niggling); Rheumatismo (Catcher) – Smashed Hip (-1 MA); Insulinium (Catcher) – Smashed Knee (Niggling)
⭐ MVP: Diaperer (Ogre)
📈 SPP: Mr. Parkinson +6, Diaperer +5 ⬆️ level up!, The Flatulender +3, Kidney Rock +2

Match summary

	SmB^	Kinkykiller
Touchdowns	1	2
Casualties caused	2	2
Turnovers	14	9
Blocks	24	44
Possession	31% of turns	31% of turns
Armour broken	8 of 15	10 of 37
Dice luck	−1.9 (moves −4.3, blocks −0.9, armour +3.3)	−7.3 (moves −4.0, blocks −2.0, armour −1.3)

Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.

Match flow

Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.

1st half	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
SmB^	✖ Dodge 3+	✖ Block 2D red	✖ GFI 2+	✖ Dodge 2+	✖ Dodge 5+	✖ Dodge 2+	✖ Block 2D red	✖ Block 2D🩹 Nenlil☠️ Soul
Kinkykiller			✖ Pick-up 3+	● ball	✖ Pass 3+	✖ Dodge 4+🩹 Insulinium	TD 0–1	✖ GFI 2+🩹 Comatoser

2nd half	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16
SmB^		✖ Dodge 3+	✖ Pick-up 2+🩹 Riannran	✖ Block 2D	TD 1–2	✖ GFI 2+	✖ Block 2D red	✖ Pick-up 3+
Kinkykiller	✖ Block 2D	● ball	TD 0–2🩹 The	✖ Block 1D	✖ GFI 2+🩹 Rheumatismo	✖ GFI 2+	● ball	✖ Catch 3+

Nuffle moments

The least likely rolls that decided a turn.

Turn 8 · SmB^: Soul Strider was killed
Turn 3 · SmB^: Simo failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 4 · SmB^: Simo failed a 2+ dodge (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 6 · SmB^: Nenlil failed a 2+ dodge (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 8 · Kinkykiller: Comatoser failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover

Turnovers

SmB^ · RAUTAA 1939 KULTAA 1995

14 turnovers: 5 from blocks (3 on 1 die or red dice), 5 dodges, 2 gfis, 2 pick-ups. 4 with the team re-roll still unused, 9 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
1	Dodge 3+	yes	3	Kyrthel
2	Block 2D red	yes	7	Morgnthorg (star)
3	GFI 2+	–	5	Simo
4	Dodge 2+	–	8	Simo
5	Dodge 5+	–	9	Morgnthorg (star)
6	Dodge 2+	–	2	Nenlil
7	Block 2D red	–	4	Kyrthel
8	Block 2D	–	8	Nenlil
10	Dodge 3+	–	4	Kyrthel
11	Pick-up 2+	yes	5	Caddar
12	Block 2D	yes	6	Kyrthel
14	GFI 2+	–	2	Riddrir
15	Block 2D red	–	8	Mesion
16	Pick-up 3+	–	7	Riddrir

Kinkykiller · Whoman?

9 turnovers: 2 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge, 3 gfis, 1 pick-up, 1 catch, 1 pass. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 5 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
3	Pick-up 3+	–	8	Dr. Estranged
5	Pass 3+	–	6	Comatoser
6	Dodge 4+	yes	1	Mr. Alzheimer
8	GFI 2+	–	0	Comatoser
9	Block 2D	–	8	Mr. Alzheimer
12	Block 1D	–	3	Mr. Parkinson
13	GFI 2+	–	8	Rheumatismo
14	GFI 2+	–	1	Mr. Parkinson
16	Catch 3+	–	5	Mr. Parkinson

Risk profile

Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).

Roll	SmB^	Kinkykiller
Dodge	8/13 (62%, exp. 69%)	6/9 (67%, exp. 65%)
GFI	8/10 (80%, exp. 83%)	5/9 (56%, exp. 83%)
Pick-up	3/6 (50%, exp. 78%)	5/7 (71%, exp. 67%)
Catch	2/5 (40%, exp. 60%)	3/7 (43%, exp. 60%)
Pass	2/3 (67%, exp. 39%)	2/5 (40%, exp. 63%)
Block 1 die	7 · defender down 3, blocker down 0	6 · defender down 1, blocker down 3
Block 2 dice	13 · defender down 6, blocker down 2	40 · defender down 24, blocker down 3
Block 3 dice	–	2 · defender down 0, blocker down 0
Block 2 red	5 · defender down 1, blocker down 3	–
Re-rolls used on	Block 1, Catch 1, Pass 1, Pick-up 1	Block 4, Catch 2, Dodge 2, Pass 2, GFI 1, Pick-up 1

Compared with their usual game

This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (SmB^: 9 games this season, 9 in all; Kinkykiller: 13 games this season, 107 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Dark Elf 83 games, Human 85 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.

	SmB^	Kinkykiller
Turnovers	14 (season 10.2 · career 10.2 · Dark Elf 7.1)	9 (season 5.7 · career 5.8 · Human 5.6)
Possession %	31 (season 23.9 · career 23.9 · Dark Elf 33.9)	31 (season 39.6 · career 39.4 · Human 37.4)
Blocks	24 (season 18.6 · career 18.6 · Dark Elf 35.6)	44 (season 44.5 · career 49.4 · Human 38.6)
Casualties caused	2 (season 0.2 · career 0.2 · Dark Elf 1.2)	2 (season 1.6 · career 1.8 · Human 1.8)
Risky dodges (4+)	3 (season 4.6 · career 4.6 · Dark Elf 1.4)	1 (season 0.8 · career 1.0 · Human 1.4)

Players

Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.

Coach	#	Player	Position	TD	CAS	Blocks	Passes	Catches	Run	TO	MVP	SPP	Injury
SmB^	1	Adolf	Lineman	0	0	0	0	0	0	0		0
SmB^	2	Soul Strider	Assasin	0	0	2	0	0	0	0		0	☠️ died
SmB^	3	Simo	Blitzer	0	0	2	0	0	16	2		0
SmB^	4	Nenlil	Lineman	0	0	1	0	0	0	2		0	Smashed Knee
SmB^	5	Mauno	Blitzer	1	1	6	0	1	20	0		5
SmB^	6	Riddrir	Lineman	0	0	1	0	0	0	2		0
SmB^	7	Vilho	Lineman	0	0	0	0	0	0	0		0
SmB^	8	Kyrthel	Lineman	0	0	2	0	0	0	4	⭐	5
SmB^	9	Caddar	Lineman	0	0	1	1	0	6	1		1
SmB^	10	Riannran	Lineman	0	0	1	0	0	0	0		0	Damaged Back
SmB^	11	Mesion	Lineman	0	0	1	0	0	0	1		0
SmB^		Morg NThorg (star)	Star Morg NThorg	0	1	7	0	0	0	0		2
Kinkykiller	1	Dr. Estranged	Blitzer	0	0	5	0	0	12	1		0
Kinkykiller	3	Cataract	Blitzer	0	0	6	0	0	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	4	The Flatulender	Blitzer	1	0	4	0	1	24	0		3	Damaged Back
Kinkykiller	5	Mr. Parkinson	Thrower	1	1	6	1	0	24	3		6
Kinkykiller	6	Mr. Alzheimer	Thrower	0	0	3	0	0	0	2		0
Kinkykiller	7	Rheumatismo	Catcher	0	0	0	0	0	0	1		0	Smashed Hip
Kinkykiller	8	Sclerosis Multiplier	Lineman	0	0	2	0	0	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	9	Comatoser	Catcher	0	0	0	0	0	20	2		0	Smashed Ankle
Kinkykiller	10	Kidney Rock	Lineman	0	1	2	0	0	0	0		2
Kinkykiller	11	Pnemoniman	Lineman	0	0	6	0	0	12	0		0
Kinkykiller	12	Insulinium	Catcher	0	0	1	0	0	0	0		0	Smashed Knee
Kinkykiller	13	Diaperer	Ogre	0	0	9	0	0	0	0	⭐	5
Kinkykiller	14	4-Stroker	Lineman	0	0	0	0	0	0	0		0

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