Kinkykiller 2–0 valtsu

Season 10, regular season, round 4 · 18 Mar 2026 · match #604 · stadium Dörf

Kinkykiller · The Inconveniences (Undead)

🏈 TD: Leper-a-chaun (Ghoul), Mediumpox (Ghoul)
💥 Casualties caused: Rabies Babies (Mummy)
🩹 Own injuries: Mediumpox (Ghoul) – Fractured Skull (-1 AV)
⭐ MVP: Bruised Pelvis (Skeleton)
📈 SPP: Bruised Pelvis +5, Leper-a-chaun +3 ⬆️ level up!, Mediumpox +3 ⬆️ level up!, Rabies Babies +2

valtsu · JA PYSY MAASSA (Chaos)

💥 Casualties caused: Berserker (Minotaur)
🩹 Own injuries: Thorly Tusk (Beastman) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Poopoo2 (Warrior)
📈 SPP: Poopoo2 +5, Berserker +2

Match summary

	Kinkykiller	valtsu
Touchdowns	2	0
Casualties caused	1	1
Turnovers	6	12
Blocks	44	25
Possession	37% of turns	31% of turns
Armour broken	8 of 40	9 of 20
Dice luck	−2.3 (moves −1.0, blocks +2.7, armour −3.9)	−5.6 (moves −1.5, blocks −4.6, armour +0.5)

Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.

Match flow

Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.

1st half	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Kinkykiller	✖ Catch 5+		● ball	● ball	TD 1–0			✖ Block 2D
valtsu	✖ Block 2D	✖ GFI 2+	✖ Block 2D		● ball	✖ Block 2D	✖ GFI 2+	✖ Pass 6+

2nd half	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16
Kinkykiller			✖ Block 2D	🩹 Mediumpox	✖ Block 1D	✖ Dodge 4+	✖ Block 1D	TD 2–0
valtsu		✖ Block 2D	✖ GFI 2+	✖ Block 3D	✖ Catch 6+🩹 Thorly	✖ Block 2D		✖ GFI 2+

Nuffle moments

The least likely rolls that decided a turn.

Turn 2 · valtsu: Berserker failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 7 · valtsu: Sängyn kastelija failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 11 · valtsu: Berserker failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 16 · valtsu: Poopoo failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 16 · Kinkykiller: Leper-a-chaun made a 4+ pick-up (50% chance) and the team scored

Turnovers

Kinkykiller · The Inconveniences

6 turnovers: 4 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge, 1 catch. 3 with the team re-roll still unused, 2 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
1	Catch 5+	yes	2	Hairy Eyeballs
8	Block 2D	–	6	Kidney Stoner
11	Block 2D	yes	6	Leper-a-chaun
13	Block 1D	–	3	The Colored Death
14	Dodge 4+	yes	2	Hairy Eyeballs
15	Block 1D	–	0	Kidney Stoner

valtsu · JA PYSY MAASSA

12 turnovers: 6 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 4 gfis, 1 catch, 1 pass. 4 with the team re-roll still unused, 8 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
1	Block 2D	yes	7	Hornet 1
2	GFI 2+	yes	4	Berserker
3	Block 2D	–	4	söpis
6	Block 2D	–	9	söpis
7	GFI 2+	–	5	Sängyn kastelija
8	Pass 6+	–	7	Berserker
10	Block 2D	yes	5	arnold schwazenegger
11	GFI 2+	yes	4	Berserker
12	Block 3D	–	9	Berserker
13	Catch 6+	–	6	Berserker
14	Block 2D	–	6	Berserker
16	GFI 2+	–	1	Poopoo

Risk profile

Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).

Roll	Kinkykiller	valtsu
Dodge	1/3 (33%, exp. 61%)	6/6 (100%, exp. 61%)
GFI	1/2 (50%, exp. 83%)	4/8 (50%, exp. 83%)
Pick-up	3/4 (75%, exp. 58%)	2/3 (67%, exp. 50%)
Catch	0/2 (0%, exp. 25%)	0/2 (0%, exp. 17%)
Pass	–	0/1 (0%, exp. 17%)
Block 1 die	12 · defender down 6, blocker down 4	1 · defender down 1, blocker down 0
Block 2 dice	37 · defender down 24, blocker down 5	22 · defender down 8, blocker down 5
Block 3 dice	–	2 · defender down 0, blocker down 1
Re-rolls used on	Block 5, Dodge 1, GFI 1	–

Compared with their usual game

This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Kinkykiller: 10 games this season, 107 in all; valtsu: 6 games this season, 27 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Undead 96 games, Chaos 98 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.

	Kinkykiller	valtsu
Turnovers	6 (season 6.2 · career 5.8 · Undead 5.5)	12 (season 6.5 · career 5.7 · Chaos 5.4)
Possession %	37 (season 38.9 · career 39.4 · Undead 38.2)	31 (season 31.0 · career 37.6 · Chaos 42.1)
Blocks	44 (season 47.9 · career 49.4 · Undead 46.7)	25 (season 34.3 · career 44.6 · Chaos 47.8)
Casualties caused	1 (season 1.3 · career 1.9 · Undead 2.2)	1 (season 0.7 · career 1.6 · Chaos 1.8)
Risky dodges (4+)	1 (season 1.5 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6)	2 (season 0.7 · career 2.0 · Chaos 0.7)

Players

Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.

Coach	#	Player	Position	TD	CAS	Blocks	Run	TO	MVP	SPP	Injury
Kinkykiller	1	The Colored Death	Mummy	0	0	11	0	1		0
Kinkykiller	2	Rabies Babies	Mummy	0	1	10	0	0		2
Kinkykiller	3	Live Aids	Wight	0	0	3	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	4	Beethrax	Wight	0	0	3	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	5	Mediumpox	Ghoul	1	0	0	18	0		3	Fractured Skull
Kinkykiller	6	Leper-a-chaun	Ghoul	1	0	3	26	1		3
Kinkykiller	7	Inflamed Nostril	Skeleton	0	0	3	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	8	Bruised Pelvis	Skeleton	0	0	0	0	0	⭐	5
Kinkykiller	9	Hemorrhoid	Skeleton	0	0	1	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	10	Lactose Intolerance	Skeleton	0	0	1	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	11	Hairy Eyeballs	Skeleton	0	0	3	0	2		0
Kinkykiller	13	Kidney Stoner	Ghoul	0	0	6	0	2		0
valtsu	1	Hornet 1	Beastman	0	0	1	0	1		0
valtsu	2	Berserker	Minotaur	0	1	5	10	6		2
valtsu	3	Poopoo	Warrior	0	0	2	0	1		0
valtsu	4	Poopoo2	Warrior	0	0	4	0	0	⭐	5
valtsu	5	arnold schwazenegger	Warrior	0	0	5	0	1		0
valtsu	6	söpis	Warrior	0	0	5	0	2		0
valtsu	7	Sängyn kastelija	Beastman	0	0	0	0	1		0
valtsu	8	En keksi enää nimiä	Beastman	0	0	0	0	0		0
valtsu	9	Thorly Tusk	Beastman	0	0	1	0	0		0	Badly Hurt
valtsu	10	Mogadishun kuningatar	Beastman	0	0	1	0	0		0
valtsu	11	Sloukgor	Beastman	0	0	1	0	0		0

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